Elven Royalty ~ reality vs. expectation [x]
*covers up real feelings with aggressive sarcasm*
Le sigh. Moved from one station to the other and it’s just not the same.
i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivation
If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
who looks at us
the way Kristen Bell
looks at sloths.
When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’